年会小品,金句搞笑版年会小品金句文案搞笑版
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金句搞笑版
年会,是公司每年一次的盛事,在这个时候,大家都会以最轻松愉快的心情聚在一起,享受工作的间隙,放松身心,年会不仅是一个娱乐的场合,更是一个增进感情、展现自我的平台,而在年会的众多节目当中,小品无疑是最受欢迎的形式之一,我们就来分享一些年会小品的金句搞笑版,看看这些搞笑的金句是如何在年会上引发共鸣的。
第一幕:办公室文化的演变
场景:公司年会现场,员工们正在准备一个幽默的小品。
人物:张经理、李主管、小王、小李
张经理(严肃地):大家好,今天我们要表演一个小品,题目是《办公室文化的演变》,希望通过这个小品,我们能更深入地了解公司的发展历程,以及每个岗位的变化。
李主管(点头):没错,这个小品很有意义,我们每个部门都有自己的发展历史,通过这个小品,我们也能更好地团结起来。
小王(小声):我有点担心,这个小品会不会太严肃了?
小李(笑着):没关系,我们一定会让气氛轻松起来的,毕竟,年会的目的是为了娱乐,对吧?
张经理(满意地):很好,那就由小王和小李来表演吧。
小王(紧张地):我有点紧张,不知道该从哪里开始。
小李(安慰):别担心,我们一定会尽力的,放心,这个小品一定会很搞笑的。
场景切换:小王和小李开始准备小品。
小王(扮演老张):大家好,感谢大家的观看,我们要讲述的是办公室文化的演变,从最初的小工,到现在的主管,再到现在的老板,办公室文化发生了翻天覆地的变化。
小李(扮演小李):没错,办公室文化确实变化很大,以前,我们都是靠出力吃饭,我们都是靠能力吃饭。
小王(扮演小王):是啊,以前的工作环境和现在完全不一样了,以前,我们都是靠体力和时间说话,我们都是靠智慧和能力说话。
小李(点头):是的,办公室文化确实越来越注重能力了,我还是觉得,有些东西还是没变,比如办公室里的潜规则。
小王(笑着):是啊,办公室里的潜规则,我们都知道,对吧?
小李(点头):没错, hierarchy is everything! 也就是, hierarchy is everything!
小王(无奈):是啊, hierarchy is everything! 这个规则,我们已经玩了许多年了。
小李(笑着):是啊, hierarchy is everything! 现在,我们已经完全理解了这个规则。
场景结束:小王和小李的表演结束,员工们爆发出热烈的掌声。
第二幕:办公室新人的困惑
场景:年会上,新员工小张站在舞台中央,看起来有些手足无措。
李主管(走过来):小张,你今天要表演什么节目吗?
小张(紧张地):我...我不会唱歌,也不会跳舞,更不会说相声,我该怎么办呢?
李主管(笑着):别担心,我们有小李和小王在你身边,他们会帮你表演一个搞笑的小品的。
小张(感激地):谢谢李主管,我真的很感谢你们。
场景切换:小李和小王开始准备小张的节目。
小李(扮演小李):大家好,感谢大家的观看,我们要讲述的是办公室新人的困惑,小张,你来吧。
小张(紧张地):好,我来。
小李(笑着):小张,你先说一个笑话吧,大家都会笑的。
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